I am in this business for so long that I know what you have to do right now to get gigs. I am really fully aware of it, and I do not condemn it either. I am part of it myself, unfortunately. But of course all these reels, selfies and footage of crowded floors and beautiful sites do not tell the whole truth. Every DJ once had quiet, or weird gigs. And there really is no harm in that at all. If you learn the hard way, you will probably even have more lasting effects. I am happy that this category of gigs is an exception in my years as a DJ, and I would not tell you if it was otherwise, but let me list some gigs I played that were not turning out as I expected.
My then weekly residency at Tanzdiele Club in my hometown. The Saturday before was rammed, the one before as well, and so on. I entered the club ready to top it all, and then there were about 20 people the whole night. At some point I was told that there was a huge private party in some flat by some people notorious for huge private parties. We closed the club at 2 am and went there too, but we couldn’t get in because it was so crowded that not even the police there to shut down the party could get in. Told my ego one or two valuable things, and also about taking things for granted.
Me and Lars Bulnheim were very excited about the invitation to play some Modern Soul tunes at an allnighter in the stadium. We took selfies on the terraces, admired the trophies and the main floor looked like a cruise ship ballroom. It was wonderful. But when we came to our floor there were some seasoned soul DJs playing mediocre Garage House from CDs, and nearly nobody danced. There was a sizeable bunch of old soulies at the bar, and they were cheering and applauding our records. But we waved them over to dance, and they just laughed.
Booked to play one of our then quite cherished disco b2b sets with Hunee. Hunee had suddenly decided that digital DJing was the future and so I was playing vinyl and he was playing with Traktor, or whatever. The difference in sound quality was really awkward, as Hunee’s files sounded really bad on the club’s PA. So even the 15 people who showed up left quite soon. Now his files sound better on most PAs than my records, but hey.
I entered the club and I was delighted by the sleazy and plush interior. Unfortunately that floor was reserved for a Hessle Audio night with all three of them. I said hi and then was directed to my floor, which turned out to be very small, and also served as the smokers lounge. You could say the smoking and according interaction mattered more than my set, let alone dancing.
2011 Tape, Berlin
Traxx celebrated his 40th birthday party on several floors. It was a great party, apart from the floor Trevor Jackson and I played. Which was the separate room upstairs where people went to have a chat, snog or take drugs, or to just have a quiet moment at last. And I was playing a rather advanced set of post punk favourites.
The club by the river looked like as if a spaceship had clashed into an ancient vessel and was half open air. One separate floor had walls of empty bottles. The Russian government had just introduced harsh anti gay laws and the crowd consisted mainly of rich kids more interested in showing off their wealth than in any of the music played, and handsome boys on the edge of the floor pretending to be just friends. I still feel dirty and ashamed when I think of that weekend.
Me and Anstam were the support DJs for the showing of Murnau’s Nosferatu, soundtracked live by Shed. Anstam was great with setting the mood before, the film itself and Shed’s score was impressive too. When that was over, everybody left very quickly and I played maybe half an hour to the almost empty main room. But I ended with „Bela Lugosi’s Dead“, and the staff packing up and me agreed that it was quite a moment.
I had played the same club for the annual soul weekender many times, so I thought it would be a great idea ot play a garage house set. But none of the local soulies showed up, the few people on the floor were not that much into vocals, there was heavy bass feedback on the decks, and there was a huge sold out punk concert in the main room upstairs, and when that ended a bunch of charged up and quite aggressive punks entered the floor and if looks could kill. But I was stubborn, and ready to fight, and surprisingly enough they warmed up to the music very soon. I never had a floor with equally wasted and loved up punks pogoing to Ce Ce Rogers again, unfortunately.
Mark Ernestus was telling me that the club had probably the best sound system he ever heard, the reputation of the place was astonishing anyway. What I did not know about the booking was that I was the only remaining member of a Hard Wax package, and that the gig was announced as such. It was also announced that I would be the only one playing of the former lineup, a day before. So I played a frenetic cut up disco set to a few dub techno fans. The club closed soon after.
2015 Humboldthain, Berlin
I played an amazing set, but it was a daytime open air party on the hottest day of the year, and the few people who came by were paralyzed. I also quickly realized that playing in a wooden shack without ventilation was even worse than lying around in front of it. And I played for four hours.
A wonderful party actually, but all DJs got carried away and played way longer than scheduled. When Shed and me finally started it was already dawning and a lot people had already gone back to the city, and the remaining crowd was too wasted or tired to dance. It did not help that I brought a bag of my favourite Proto Jungle anthems.
2016 Acido, Salon zur Wilden Renate, Berlin
The new techno floor had just opened and I thought it was a great idea to play a set with my favourite acid house records. Unfortunately the other DJs had played a rather leftfield set that did not work, and by the time I arrived the floor was already dead. About five people were merciful enough to dance on, but they were gone pretty soon, and they did not leave to tell other people what was going on. They just left.
2018 Bewegungsfreiheit, About Blank, Berlin
When I arrived at the club I noticed that the lobby floor was sticky and drenched in sweat, but half empty. It was not brave Cinthie‘s fault, who played before me, the reason was that the whole ventilation went bust right after the party started. In June. I played my set, but nearly everybody had escaped to the garden. And every drink I had to fight my frustration seemed to dissolve instantly in the heat.
I had a marvellous time in Australia two years before, playing at the wonderful Inner Varnika festival and some accompanying gigs. When I returned in 2020, however, the pandemic had accelerated from being a distant rumour to undeniable realness very quickly, and while I was travelling down under Europe was locked down and upon arrival I had tons of messages and phone calls by panicking DJs, and I realized that the life I was happily living for over 30 years was basically falling apart in realtime. My first gig in Melbourne was a disaster, as people obviously decided to be reasonable and stay in, and apart from a few friends there hardly was anybody there. The gig in Sydney two days later was the total opposite, playing b2b in a sold out warehouse with DJ Sprinkles, but it had the vibe of the last night out possible, and it actually was. I managed to get one of the last flights back to Europe before most airports were shut down, and dear me I was confused.
April 1996. Seit seinem Eröffnungs-Wochenende vor einem Jahr bin ich Resident-DJ in einem Kieler Club namens Tanzdiele. Ab und zu lege ich mittwochs auf wonach mir gerade der Sinn steht, oder donnerstags Soul, gelegentlich springe ich auch freitags ein, wiederum Soul und Disco. Musik, mit der ich in den mittleren 80ern als DJ angefangen habe. Hauptsächlich bin ich aber für den Samstag zuständig. Dann spiele ich in erster Linie House und Techno, gerne mit Ausflügen in deren Vorgeschichte. Resident-DJ heißt die ganze Nacht auflegen, allein. Unter der Woche von 22 Uhr bis 3, am Wochenende von 22 Uhr bis 5. Eigentlich gibt es eine Sperrstunde, aber das sieht man in der Stadt nicht so eng. Es dauert also oft auch wesentlich länger. Ich spiele jeden Samstag, und manchmal an den anderen Tagen noch dazu. Das macht es mit dem Studium etwas schwierig, aber noch kriege ich es hin.
Der Club war schon vor sehr langer Zeit ein Club, dann ein Billard-Salon mit Spielautomaten, dann eine Cocktail-Bar. Es hängen zwei wuchtige JBL-Boxen über der Tanzfläche, mein Arbeitsbereich ist daran angrenzend in den Tresen integriert, der sich ungefähr durch die Hälfte des Ladens schlängelt. Ich verfüge über zwei MKs und einen etwas überdimensionierten Ecler-Mixer. Es gibt keine Monitor-Boxen, ich mixe halb über die Tanzfläche, halb über Kopfhörer. Der Club fasst ca. 100 Leute und es gibt jede Nacht Programm. Der Freitag läuft gut, deswegen muss man Samstag zeitig kommen um erst einmal wieder aufzuklaren, da die Ausrüstung in Zeitraffer altert, die Instandhaltung hingegen in Zeitlupe. Ich habe ein paar hundert Platten hinten im Büro deponiert, um weniger heranschleppen zu müssen, bringe aber trotzdem immer zu viel mit. Es gibt Slipmats und Kopfhörer, aber die taugen nichts, bringe ich auch mit. Ich wohne nicht weit weg, aber weit genug, ziehe aber trotzdem alles mit einer Sackkarre aus dem Baumarkt und einem viel zu schweren Alu-Flightcase hierher. Zurück nehme ich dann manchmal ein Taxi, je nach Erschöpfungszustand.
Meine Gage bewegt sich etwas undurchsichtig zwischen Eintritt, Umsatzbeteiligung und Getränkeumsatz und ist ziemlich elastisch. Der Eintritt liegt bei 5 Mark, das finden viele Gäste ziemlich übertrieben. Mein Rekord liegt bei 400 Mark für eine Nacht, aber da war es auch wirklich voll und ging sehr lange, ansonsten eher 100 bis 200 Mark, manchmal auch weniger. Das Publikum ist etwas unzuverlässig. Meistens ist es gut bis sehr gut gefüllt und man sieht vertraute Gesichter, die jeden Samstag wiederkommen, weil ihnen die Musik gut gefällt, und weil es gut bis sehr gut gefüllt ist. Zur Zeit gibt es keinen Club mehr in der Stadt, der bewusst eine Nacht einem Musikstil widmet, und das mit amtlicher Auswahl. Dieses Missverhältnis hilft, aber oft reicht auch eine private Veranstaltung, auf die sich alle einigen können, und das Publikum und die Gage dezimiert sich erheblich. Es gibt auch keine richtige örtliche Szene für die Musik. So ungefähr 20 Leute in der Stadt kennen genauer, was man auflegt, dem Rest gefällt es einfach, und man tanzt gerne dazu. Die Angst, alles könnte nächsten Monat wieder vorbei sein, verübt daher stetigen Druck.
Das Publikum setzt sich aus Studenten und Individualisten zusammen, letztere zum Teil noch nicht so lange nachts unterwegs, viele aber auch schon wesentlich länger. Der Zulauf von Leuten aus den anderen etablierten Clubs der Stadt und den Touristen von den Fähren ist übersichtlich, wird aber toleriert. Das Verhältnis auf der Tanzfläche männlich/weiblich ist ungefähr 50/50, beim DJ- und Tresenpersonal ungefähr 30/70. Die Schwulen in der Stadt gehen mehrheitlich auf schwule Veranstaltungen, Afrikaner kommen meistens sonntags zum Reggae, Türken und Araber meistens wenn Hip Hop läuft. Es werden viel Alkohol und Drogen konsumiert und manchmal gibt es Ärger, aber nicht zu oft. Sobald es draußen wärmer wird, halten sich viele Leute auch vor der Eingangstür auf, oder beim Döner-Imbiss gegenüber, aber in der Gegend ist nachts eh viel los, und Nachbarn, Ordnungsamt und Polizei lassen uns weitestgehend in Ruhe. Noch.
Die Flyer für meine Veranstaltungen fertige ich mit Fotos aus Büchern und Zeitschriften im Copy-Shop an, ökonomisch schwarzweiß. Montags mache ich mit dem Fahrrad eine Runde durch die wenigen Plattenläden der Stadt und verteile sie dort. Ein paar großformatige Exemplare hänge ich dort auf, wo schon seit Jahren die Leute nachts vorbeiziehen. Meine Platten kaufe ich, wenn es das Monatsbudget erlaubt, bei Wochenendausflügen in Hamburg, oder telefonisch bei Hard Wax in Berlin. Den Rest des Bedarfs versuche ich mühsam in den lokalen Shops zu decken. Das mit dem Internet gehe ich vielleicht später im Jahr noch an, aber noch beziehe ich alle Informationen über Musik über den Besuch anderer Partys, Bücher und Zeitschriften, Radio oder Tipps von Freunden.
Februar 2017 bin ich seit 14 Jahren in Berlin, und immer noch DJ. Ich schreibe selber über Musik, ich betreibe ein Label mit, und ich arbeite bei Hard Wax. In den Jahren dazwischen hat sich so ziemlich alles verändert, was meine Tätigkeiten ausmacht.
Aber erzählt mir bitte nicht, dass früher alles besser war. Es war bloß anders.
Justus Köhncke – Shelter Phatt Pussycat – Hold It Down Home & Garden – Sexuality Louie Austen – Hoping Girls On Top – I Wanna Dance With Numbers Metro Area – Miura DJ Spinna – Deep Rooted (Original Dub) Roy Davis Jr. Feat. Peven Everett – Watch Them Come Rob Mello – Scared Of Losing U C++ – Angie’s Fucked Green Velvet – La La Land UR – Hardlife Oneiro – Shhh! Sticky Feat. Ms Dynamite – Booo! Air Frog – Bon Voyage (Swag Handsome Prince Mix) Derrick L. Carter – Legacy DJ Dozia Featuring Susanna Claro – Drum Attack -2,1 Black Masses – My Heavenly Stars System 360 – Super Tuesday Moodymann – JAN Twenty Twelve – The Cool Rebellion Johnny Dangerous – Kill For A Day Tiefschwarz – Never Underground Resistance – Timeline Hot Lizard – The Theme (Love From San Francisco Mix) Blaze Production Presents James Toney Jr. Project – Lovely Ones Jori Hulkkonen – Let Me Luv U Metro Area – Caught Up Norma Jean Bell – Dreams Moodymann – Wednesday Night People
Luomo – Tessio Pépé Bradock – Life Photek – Mine To Give The Parallax Corporation – Anti Social Tendencies Recloose – Can’t Take It (Carl Craig Remix) Moodymann – Analog:Live Foremost Poets – Moon Raker (Phase II) Seal – The Latest Craze DJ Deep & Jovonn – Back In The Dark Blaze – Funky People The Closer – Sound Is The Device Stan Francisco – Lover 2 Lover Deep Sensation – Can’t Give You Up Victor Simonelli – Ease Into The Dance Daft Punk – One More Time Derrick L. Carter – 10 Jasper Street Company – Music Rhythm Section Featuring Donald O – Do You Know D.J Spen – Tedd’s Beat Goes On DJ Romain & Matt Keys – Jesse’s Speech Johnny D & Nicky P – Like Morning Agent X – In The Morning Kerri Chandler – I Found You Cooly’s Hot Box – What A Surprise Deep Theory Featuring Haley – Do It Mutiny UK – Bliss LoSoul – Sunbeams And The Rain Nick Holder – Show Me Love Scuba – Heavenly Saint Etienne – How We Used To Live
Romanthony – Hold On DJ Spinna – Ladbroke Groove Metro Area – Atmosphrique Tiny Trendies – The Sky Is Not Crying Freaks – 2 Please U Gemini – We Are The Future Andrés – Reality Armand Van Helden Feat. Roland Clark – Flowerz Nick Holder – Summer Daze Derrick L. Carter – Dreaming Again Isolée – Beau Mot Plage Dino + Terry – Moon Dub Sound Stream – Good Soul Norma Jean Bell – Friday Nite Ghost – Bodyguard Eddie “Flashin” Fowlkes – Oh Lord Blumfeld – Status Quo Vadis LoSoul – Brother In Love Octave One – Burujha Nick Holder – Fill Your Dreams Moodymann – Shades Of Jae Terry Callier – I Don’t Want To See Myself (Without You) Masters At Work Feat. India – To Be In Love Kimara Lovelace – When Can Our Love Begin Rick Wade – Show-U-Love Mutabaruka – Dis Poem ’99 Pépé Bradock & The Grand Brûlé’s Choir – Deep Burnt Kerri Chandler – Digital Love Affair Herbert Meets Them Rednail Kidz – I Think Of You Jamico Feat. Jackie Cohen – This Luv Is Real
Foremost Poets – Pressin On‘ I-f – Playstation #2 Black Odyssey – Sweat Telex – Moskow Diskow Recloose – MYM230 (R.I.P.) Nick Holder – Free Again Mr. Eddie Fowlkes – Untitled Brother Of Soul – Eyes Of Love Glenn Underground – Jaz Love #2 Freestyle Orchestra – Twi-Lite Eric D. Clark – Chasing Fur, Walking Armand Van Helden Feat. Duane Harden – You Don’t Know Me Studio 2 – Travelling Man Kerri Chandler – Atmosphere Kerri Chandler – Love Will Find A Way Aquanauts – Stepping Upon Mars N.Y. Connection – Messages Foremost Poets – The Spy-Chiatrist Isolée – Bleu Random Factor – Broken Mirror Rick Wade – 2AM Detroit Gemini – At That Café Jeremy – Soul Kicks Model 500 – Be Brave Presence Featuring Shara Nelson – Sense Of Danger Isolée – Initiate 2 Soylent Green – After All Orkestra Galactica – She Brings The Rain Abstract Truth – We Had A Thing Blue6 – Sweeter Love
Daft Punk – Revolution 909 Charly Brown – The Twilight Zone Markus Nikolai – Rood The People Movers – C – Lime Woman Moodymann – Dem Young Sconies Green Velvet – Answering Machine Jedi Knights – Big Knockers Double 99 – Ripgroove Goldie feat. KRS One – Digital DJ Sneak – You Can’t Hide From Your Bud Kenny Dixon Jr. – Track 2 Track Arj Snoek – People Know Rick Wilhite – Dreams Of Yesterday Seven Grand Housing Authority – Ambient Disco E-Dancer – Heavenly Callisto – Ambent II Sluts’n’Strings & 909 – Past The Gates As One – Freefall Vincenzo – At Throb Faze Action – Plans & Designs Forever Sweet – Untitled Fresh & Low – No Going Back Tyree – Kan I Git High Callisto – The Cimmerian Âme Strong – Tout Est Bleu Abacus – We Cookin‘ Now Abacus – When I Fall Blaze – Lovelee Dae Big Moses Featuring Kenny Bobien – Brighter Day Carl Craig – Butterfly
DJ Duke – Escape From N.Y. Sensorama – Quarzzeit Circulation – Memory Schatrax – First Heartbeat Kevin Yost – Natural High DJ Sneak – Latin Seoul GU – I Need GU 3-Play – Summer Breezz The Ghetto Kids – Summer In The City Sensory Productions – Houseluck Gene Farris Presents The DEB Project – Visions Of The Future Dave Angel – Fever Suburban Knight – Echo Location Trackman – Don’t Stop Pete Conman – The Range Count LoSoul – Open Door Product Of Da Neighbourhood – Living In Brooklyn Global Communication – The Way Wamdue Kids – Memory And Forgetting Moodymann – I Can’t Kick This Feelin When It Hits René et Gaston – Merluche Ideale Mood II Swing – All Night Long Boo Williams – Home Town Chicago Model 500 – I Wanna Be There Jonny L – This Time DJ Linus – Pleasure Netto – Like Ghosts Projekt: PM – When The Voices Come Faze Action – In The Trees Motorbass – Les Ondes
The first of a series of mixes that contain records I most played at my residency at Tanzdiele club in my hometown Kiel, from 1995 to 2001. The artworks are from a fake newspaper form the future that we made for a sci-fi themed night once.
So there I was in Berlin, surrounded by all these clubs and buzz, and I was adapting quite well actually. But dear me, the minimal hype at that time was difficult for me. I was ready to party, but hours upon hours of reduced subtlety was not what I was really hoping for. This mix was a reaction to that. I recorded it late at night, and it consists mainly of some personal favourites that I used to play at my residency at Tanzdiele in my hometown Kiel. I was not exactly homesick. But I was slowly getting the notion that there was maybe more fiction than fact with the celebrated Berlin scene. Sure, there was a whole lot happening, but I missed the musical variety I experienced in other cities. Strangely enough this mix became quite well loved, so there was hope. Still had no plans to go back into DJing though.
Sensorama – Helgoland DJ Duke – Escape From New York Soylent Green – Untitled Isoleé – Initiate 2 Johnny L – This Time DJ Linus – Pleasure Forever Sweet – Untitled Reset – Robodisco Prescription Underground – Untitled Jon Cutler Feat. E-Man – It’s Yours Johnick – Don’t Stop DJ Sneak – Manos Que Tocan Sensorama – Harzzeit The Untouchables – Something Bugged Orkestra Galaktika Feat. Michael Fewtrell – She Brings The Rain Saint Etienne – How We Used To Live
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