We’re still wiggling from the fabulous boogie investigation that was Druffmix 4, but that Druffalo Hit Squad won’t stop for long. And you know us, we’re equipped with hearts and taste buds of equal grandness, and we’re going to use it. So let us take us you on a sentimental journey that embraces the meltdown of most supreme moments in House Music and P-O-P, incorporating some of our favourite adoration targets, as remixed by classy top old boys from Chicago to Madchester and all points in between. On display: classy divas of all genders, startling cover versions, in your face camp, boundless love, utter confusion, hip swing, liberation anthems, hedonist mantras, and pianos pianos pianos pianos pianos pianos
Brothers and sisters, you better believe in the gospel according to…
Ziggy Marley And The Melody Makers – Power To Move Ya (Smoove Power) Jimi Somerville – Heartbeat (E-Smoove Anthem 12” Vocal) Bruce Roberts feat. Elton John – When The Money’s Gone (E-Smoove Club Mix) Billie Ray Martin – Your Loving Arms (Sound Factory Vocal) INXS feat. Ray Charles – Please (You Got That…) (Club Mix) The Sugarcubes – Birthday (Tommy D Mix) 10000 Maniacs – More Than This (TNT Extended Mix) Yazz & Aswad – How Long (Earl’s Whirl) ABC – The Real Thing (Frankie Knuckles Mix) Pet Shop Boys- Being Boring (Marshall Jefferson Remix) The Associates – Heart Of Glass (Auchterhouse Mix) Dr Robert & Kym Mazelle – Wait (Long) Double Dee feat. Dany – Found Love (Historic Danny Tenaglia’s International Mix) Latour – Cold (Ralphi’s Club Mix) Julio Iglesias – Guajira/Oye Como Va (Main Pass) Sisqo – Incomplete (Jonathan Peters Mainstream Extended) Ultra Naté – Free (Mood II Swing House Mix) M People – How Can I Love You More (Sasha’s Master Mix) A Certain Ration – Won’t Stop Loving You (Bernard Sumner Remix) De La Soul – A Rollerskating Jam Names Saturdays (6:00 A.M. Mix) Scandalous feat. MJ White – Still Irresistible (Club Vocal) Jackie 60 pres. The Jackie MCs – The Jackie Hustle (Johnny D’s Duelling MC Mix) Uncanny Alliance – I’m Beautiful Dammitt! (Radio Version)
So we watched all the documentaries about the lovey dovey OSOL ’67. We lit the incense, we sat in, we hallucinated, we free loved. We paid our yippietastic dues and questioned authority. But as we are forever the druff types, we also spared a thought for the losers of the movement. The young, the clueless, the outcasts. The teenage rampagers who only had some cheap lysergic kool aid, wrecked amps and a stained garage. But do they had visions, and righteous anger. Paisley shirts and miniskirts, and black boots stomping over the suburbs. If you thought you could shake your shimmy, reconsider. We got the Rebel Yell, the Super Fuzz, the prose to crunch the system and the daze and confusion of a whole generation.
And now it’s time to… Kick Out The Jams, Motherfuckers!!!
The Stoics – Hate The Haunted – 1-2-5 The Fallen Angels – Bad Woman Velvet Illusions – Velvet Illusions The Music Machine – Wrong The Remains – Don’t Look Back The Squires – Going All The Way Velvet Illusions – Acid Head The Painted Ship – Frustration Caretakers Of Deception – Cuttin’ Grass The Electras – Action Woman Outcasts – 1523 Blair The Fugs – Frenzy White Light – William The Omens – Searching Teddy & His Patches – Suzy Creamcheese The United States Of America – The Garden Of Earthly Delights Unrelated Segments – Where You Gonna Go Keith Kessler – Don’t Crowd Me Vejtables – Shadows The Music Machine – Come On In The Jades Of Fort Worth – Don’t Bring Me Down Minds Eye – Help I’m Lost The Bees – Voices Green And Purple The Balloon Farm – A Question Of Temperature The Velvet Underground – Radio Ad The Fugs – Turn On/Tune In/Drop Out The Conception Corporation – Acid Rescue Service Wendell Austin – L.S.D.
2007 was the year D*ruffalo was born. It was a semi-anonymous collective and a webzine established to feature aspects of club and pop culture we loved and to terrorize anybody responsible for aspects of club and pop culture we did not love at all. It started on MySpace, of all places, and later we published on our own webspace druffmix.com, which ran on the server of the Innervisions label, until we made too much fun of them as well and they pulled the plug. So D*ruffalo is defunct, but you can still find traces via Wayback Machine or Instagram. Here are the people responsible for all the madness:
From left to right: Editor 5 (Sebastian Gaiser aka Icasol), Editor 6 (Holger Klein aka DJ Groover Klein), Editor 1 (me), Editor 2 (Michael Kummermehr aka King Kummi), Editor 4 (Marc Schaller aka Schalli) and lying down (Sebastian Dresel aka DJ Seebase)
Here is the inaugural manifesto:
“the high life versus the lowlives! hello this is the editorial executive team of DRUFFALO, the pravda which is born to lead not to read. Some say we are cut-and-paste-punks with no html skills, others say we are a group of directional dressers running black ops from the shadows of glamour, the most clued up, edgiest, strongest and smartest lame ass crusties in town…towns in fact. we love ibiza raves, 80s synthie pop, salsoul, punk and rockabilly. we love northern soul dos and reggae soundclashs, hip hop backrooms and rock’n’roll bars.we are acid house and football. we love beer and champagne, apc and stone island. ok people say we are gay nuyorican amateur football casuals riding scooters in dior homme suits and red wayfarers (optional bjorn borg tops and adidas rom) who love to listen to new wave and dance to disco – so what? actually we are a secret cabal of ueberhipsters with a serious attention deficiency syndrome who during daytime disguise as nerds. as a very smart man from across the river danube has wisely put it: Un ballo nuovo porta ritmo nei fiancho della cittá Ci vendiamo, trovimo, chiediamo che cosa si fa Ma non cercate die volori, e magari sensation La notte e’nostra fin al mattino abbiamo illusion no E’la fine del viaggino, ce’ sempre un domani e Ci sono dimensioni, con illusioni e sensazioni. Give me more … Young romans – there is a night before each day and that price is still to pay Never stop this old erosion phantastic voyage……. and if you have something to say (or believe so) please send your snippets and artifacts to us. if you want to be a member of the shadow society ™, do not contact us, we will contact you. watch this space for more-”
As soon as we started annoying people left and right we also founded a DJ team which was no less notorious. It was call the D*ruffalo Hit Squad, later described as:
“The D*RUFFALO HIT SQUAD is the official political arm of D*ruffalo – The Daily Excess Magazine (R.I.P.) that still goes public from time to time to wreck havoc on international dance floors.
“We drink. You dance!”
We also published the Druffmixes. A lot of them were done by me, and I will feature those here, with the original artworks by the D*ruffalo Graphic Squad (King Kummi) and liner notes.
The The – Flesh And Bones David Van Tieghem – Night Of The Cold Noses Steve Winwood – While You See A Chance Sun Yama – Subterranean Homesick Blues Dee D. Jackson – Galaxy Police Connie – Experience Paul Haig – Time The Colourfield – Take Ian Dury – Wake Up And Make Love With Me Antena – Be Pop Blue Rondo – Samba No Pé 400 Blows – Movin’ Michael McDonald – Sweet Freedom Bryan Ferry – Kiss And Tell Robert Palmer – The Silver Gun Visage – Move Up A Certain Ratio – Wild Party The Associates – Love Hangover Bette Midler – My Knight In Black Leather Duncan Brown – The Wild Places Squeeze – Last Time Forever
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